CHRISTMAS TREE SHOPPING

FROM POT HEADS TO A DIRTY OLD MAN.

THEN THERE WAS THE LATE NIGHT CHRISTMAS TREE SHOPPING DISASTER.  ONE CHRISTMAS EVE. RODERICK, AS USUAL, WAS OUT OF TOWN WORKING AND ALL THE FAMILY BUSINESS FELL TO COLEEN AND ME. THE MAN AT THE FIRST LOT WOULD NOT!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY BODY! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? WE JUST LEFT AFTER RUNNING FROM HIM FOR SO LONG.

THERE WAS ONE OTHER LOT OPEN, JUST DOWN THE STREET, WE WENT TO THAT CHRISTMAS TREE LOT.

THEIR TREES WERE RATHER PATHETIC. THEY WERE COOKING SOMETHING AND IT SMELLED SO GOOD. I SAID ” WHAT ARE THEY COOKING? IT SMELLS SO GOOD!! I WANT THE RECIPE. WELL, COLEEN TOOK HOLD OF MY ARM AND STARTED TRYING ME AWAY AND FINALLY SUCCEEDED.  iT WAS POT I WAS SMELLING.

THE ONLY OTHER LOT OPEN WAS MISTER GRABBIES LOT, SO THERE WE WENT AND JUST SPOTTED A GOOD ONE, WE’LL TAKE THIS ONE, PAID, LOADED THE TREE AND LEFT.

THAT TURNED OUT TO BE A DISASTER. WHEN I FIND THE PICTURE TO GO WITH THAT STORY I’LL WRITE ABOUT IT.

PATRICIA

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